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Jessica Alba is Single! Yay!

On July 22, 2007 – a day that can be described as the greatest day in the history of the world for everybody except for Cash Warren, the world learned that the phenomenally awesome Jessica Alba had emancipated herself from the shackles of relationships and has declared her new status as being single. In news that had been hoped for by practically every man in the world (again with the exception of Cash Warren), Jessica Alba has reportedly ended her two and a half year relationship with the producer and former luckiest man in the entire world throughout the immensely long history of humans, Cash Warren. As the news have circulated, many people have become overwhelmed with the welcome but totally unexpected news. Much like a kid that gets a PlayStation 3 after months of begging on a day that they totally didn’t expected, the public is unsure of what to do except dance dances of joy and cry tears of sweet, sweet happiness. What can anyone say about sexy jessica alba.
Take a look at a jessica alba gallery and see if your jaw doesn’t drop as you scan jessica aba pics. From pictures of jessica alba in a thong to the classic jessica alba bikini shots from her movie, Into the Blue, Jessica Alba has truly risen up to become the cream of the crop and capture the hearts of people around the world. In addition to her immense beauty that only the reclusive writer JD Salinger could accurately describe in short story form using numerous adjectives, Jessica Alba is great because of her non-biased dating nature with people who aren’t famous (such as myself) and for her dismissal of the young Hollywood party scene and the stars that love them (Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Britney Spears, etc.) While the way that she broke up with Cash Warren would definitely not make the list for the best of jessica alba life moments, it’s still welcome news to the rest of the world. That is because jessica marie alba apparently called her unsuspecting boyfriend from a different country where she was promoting Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer to tell him that she no longer loved him and then promptly sent an assistant to their LA home so they can pack up Cash Warren’s things and move him out.
As Warren is understandably devastated and trying to wade through the confusing and often angry feelings that come with being unceremoniously dumped, myself and pretty much everybody else in the world are trying to come up with comprehensive and fool proof plans to meet Jessica Alba and woo her. In addition to being a phenomenally beautiful woman and also a seemingly cool girl, Jessica Alba is also a basketball fan, which was evident in her attendance at a couple of Golden State Warriors playoff games. So to review: Jessica Alba is insanely, almost illegally beautiful; starred in the criminally overlooked show, Dark Angel as a genetically designed killing machine with feline powers and a 90s cynical but hopeful attitude, and also loves basketball. Wow. Well, Jessica Alba, I understand that this is a hard time for you right now and if you need a shoulder to cry on, well … what’s this, oh my shoulder’s right here for you.